Thoughts on LOST as of late:

1) I had forgotten there was a time when I thought Sawyer was an interesting character and didn't think all of his storylines/Holloway's acting choices were 100% telegraphed. But I was watching some favorite clips on YouTube and came across this from season 1:



Obviously I'm more invested in Jack and Matthew Fox's awesome manly tears, but Holloway was almost subtle in that scene, and so was the writing. But now Sawyer's the woobie who cares so deeply for the feelings and safety of everyone but himself! *Yawn*

2) I want to avoid spoilers about most things about the show, but if anyone knows any details about the romance aspect of it, spoil me away. Particularly, let me know if they're going to make Juliet dumb enough to be attracted to Sawyer, or if Jack can get his head out of Kate's ass and awaken to the cool, collected blond hottie right in front of him.

3) More Miles, please.

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5) I do hope we get more of crazy bearded Jack. Maybe it's just me, but I'm still not sure why *exactly* he decided they need to go back to the island. I feel like there's a piece missing and I hope they show it.

A bunch of shows I watch are back, and I'm not interested in watching almost any of them. I realized that I forgot to watch the latest episodes of BSG and Ugly Betty and 30 Rock and I haven't missed any of them, I forgot to check to see if there have been new episodes of The Simpsons (there haven't), and I am downloading Lost but I don't want to watch it. I really *do* want to watch it, but I know as soon as I do, I'll get super-excited and hyper and obsess over it and I don't have TIME for that right now! I have to prepare for school! Plus, I just want to watch "Once More, With Feeling" on an endless loop.

I don't think normal people have such anxiety about watching television shows. It honestly feels like a relationship, a really unhealthy one. "Listen, Lost, you're really exciting and sexy and I can't stop thinking about you, but I'm just not ready for that level of commitment." Meanwhile, I'm seeing Buffy on the side, that old ex that I can't get over no matter how much I wish I could.

Okay, I think I'll go to the gym and stop thinking such crazy thoughts.

Poll #706349 Death and sex
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 18

On LOST: Who's the character most likely to die next?

More importantly, who's the most likely to knock boots soon?

Yay, an opportunity to bring back my Locke icon!

( Lost 2.1: Man of Science, Man of Faith )

Welcome, all, welcome, to a very special Sleep Deprivation Theatre! Sadly, we have no new program for you tonight, but the two creators of the show - queenofdenile and sodanyc - have composed the cast list of their latest show. Here is a preview of things to come for our very special production: The Characters of Lost in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table
King Arthur: JACK, the fearless leader
Patsy, his trusty servant with coconuts: HURLEY, the loyal sidekick
Sir Bedevere, King Arthur's partner on the quest for the Grail: KATE, who wants to go everywhere King Arthur goes
Sir Lancelot the Brave: SAYID, the stalwart and true
Sir Galahad the Pure: BOONE, the kind and the easily duped
Sir Robin the not-quite-as-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot: CHARLIE, the perpetually frightened

The Characters They Meet Along the Way
The First Knight With the Swallow Fascination: WALT
Dennis: CHARLIE
Dennis's Mom: HURLEY
The Black Knight: LOCKE, for he must be the alpha male just like King Arthur
The Guy Who's Not Quite Dead and Is Getting Better: BOONE
The Witch! The Witch!: CLAIRE, for her spawn may be evil
Voice of God: Who else but JACK?
The Professor from the Present Day and His Wife: JIN and SUN
The French Knight: DANIELLE (typecasting, I know)
Korean Guard: JIN, taunting right along with Danielle
Three-Headed Knight: SAWYER, JIN, and MICHAEL, for they are constantly arguing
Zoot and Dingo, Keepers of the House of Althrax: SHANNON, for she tempts Galahad with promises of spankings and oral sex
The Knight Who Says, "NI!": SAWYER, for he forces King Arthur to jump through hoops before offering any help or supplies
The Crone: SHANNON
Roger the Shrubber: SUN, for she is wise in the way of plants
Prince Herbert: WALT, locked in the tower by his overprotective father
Prince Herbert's Father: MICHAEL, for he is overprotective of his son and has to rebuild his fallen castle
Prince Herbert's Bride: CLAIRE. Pretend she's ugly.
The Bride's Father Who is Not Quite Dead and is Getting Better: THE MARSHAL who arrested KATE
Tim the Enchanter: LOCKE, for he knows the ways of the land
The Evil Rabbit with Nasty Sharp Pointy Teeth: VINCENT
Brother Maynard, Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade: JIN, for he is wise
Brother Andrew: CHARLIE
The Guard to the Bridge, Otherwise Known as the Man From Scene Twenty-Four: ETHAN, for he is creepy