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  • Dec. 27th, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Kate Winslet
1) The winner of the bracketology poll of great female characters was, unsurprisingly,

Buffy Summers

. She had to beat a lot of other worthy contenders to get there. I can hardly think of another more deserving, as she has touched so many of our lives.

2) I finished my Austen reread with Persuasion )

3) It's Oscar-bait season, and therefore a poll is in order.
Poll #1321416 Oscar bait
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 14

I plan to see/have seen these *verry serrious* Oscar-bait movies or Oscar-bait performances:

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
10 (71.4%)

Revolutionary Road
8 (57.1%)

Doubt
6 (42.9%)

The Reader
5 (35.7%)

Slumdog Millionaire
8 (57.1%)

Milk
10 (71.4%)

Frost/Nixon
7 (50.0%)

The Wrestler
7 (50.0%)

Rachel Getting Married
9 (64.3%)

Changeling
3 (21.4%)

Gran Torino
2 (14.3%)

How could you have forgotten about (state in comments)
0 (0.0%)

Philip Seymour Hoffman is determined to be in every film ever made from now on. Agree/disagree?

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Agree
10 (83.3%)

Disagree
2 (16.7%)

Most awesome surprise nomination?

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James Franco, Golden Globe nominee for Pineapple Express
5 (38.5%)

Tom Cruise, Golden Globe nominee for Tropic Thunder
2 (15.4%)

Robert Downey Jr., everything nomination for Tropic Thunder
6 (46.2%)



Real-life holiday update coming soon.

Bracketology showdown

  • Dec. 15th, 2008 at 9:02 PM
Colbert - Nooo!
Final Four Results )

The Final Two



Poll #1315878 Two women enter. One leaves.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 27

You decide.

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Scarlett O'Hara
6 (22.2%)

Buffy Summers
21 (77.8%)

THE FINAL FOUR

  • Dec. 13th, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Scarlett O'Hara
Round 4 Results )

The Final Four



Poll #1314571 The Final Four
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 25

Austen vs. Mitchell

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Elizabeth Bennet
12 (48.0%)

Scarlett O'Hara
13 (52.0%)

Whedon vs. Rowling

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Buffy Summers
19 (76.0%)

Hermione Granger
6 (24.0%)



The second poll is no longer hard for me now that my favorite is gone. The first one, though? Hoo boy.

The Elite Eight

  • Dec. 10th, 2008 at 11:26 PM
Scarlett O'Hara

The Elite Eight



Now it gets personal.

Poll #1313257 The Elite Eight
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 27

Literary character face-off

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Clarice Starling, The Silence of the Lambs
10 (38.5%)

Elizabeth Bennet, Pride and Prejudice
16 (61.5%)

Movie character face-off

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Ellen Ripley, Alien
7 (26.9%)

Scarlett O'Hara, Gone With the Wind
19 (73.1%)

TV character face-off

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Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
6 (23.1%)

Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
20 (76.9%)

Kid face-off

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Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
18 (66.7%)

Ramona Quimby, Ramona books
9 (33.3%)

Round 3 is over

  • Dec. 10th, 2008 at 7:24 PM
everyone is stupid but me - Lisa #2
Round 3 results )

Now we get to the nitty-gritty, the cream of the crop, the greatest of the great, the...you know where I'm going with this.

The Elite Eight



Before the poll, a few reminders of why these ladies got as far as they did.

Clips and quotes behind the cut )

more tiers and jeers

  • Dec. 8th, 2008 at 11:42 AM
books!
Round 1, Tiers 3 & 4 results )

Round 2, Tiers 3 & 4


I don't know why we bother voting with the TV tier. There will probably be upsets, but I'm almost certain the TV tier will end up as Scully vs. Buffy. The kiddie one is a little harder to predict (*cough* Go Ramona! *cough*)

Poll #1311624 Round 2, Tiers 3&4
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 29

Insert clever title here

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Dana Scully, The X-Files
11 (37.9%)

Zoe Washburne, Firefly
18 (62.1%)

Aristocratic bitch vs. loser bitch

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Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development
10 (37.0%)

Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
17 (63.0%)

Off-kilter bitch vs. rich bitch

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Rayanne Graff, My So-Called Life
5 (18.5%)

Cordelia Chase, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
22 (81.5%)

The two characters who are apparently exactly alike but really aren't

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Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
23 (79.3%)

Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars
6 (20.7%)

More childhood favorites

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Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
17 (58.6%)

Scout Finch, To Kill a Mockingbird
12 (41.4%)

Spy vs. saxaphonist

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Harriet M. Welch, Harriet the Spy
5 (17.9%)

Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons
23 (82.1%)

The little princess vs. the queen of Klickitat Street

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Ramona Quimby, Ramona books
20 (71.4%)

Sara Crewe, The Little Princess
8 (28.6%)

Oz vs. Camazotz

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Dorothy Gale, The Wizard of Oz
20 (71.4%)

Meg Murry, A Wrinkle in Time
8 (28.6%)

Moving on to round 2

  • Dec. 7th, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Scarlett O'Hara
Round 1, Tiers 1 & 2 Results )

Round 2 - Tiers 1 & 2


Now the voting gets harder. Some of my favorites are being pitted against each other already. 1 and 4 in the literary section are both breaking my heart.

Poll #1311009 Round 2, Tiers 1 & 2
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 24

Another battle of the childhood favorites

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Jo March, Little Women
11 (50.0%)

Anne Shirley, Anne of Green Gables
11 (50.0%)

Queen of Egypt vs. steely FBI agent

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Cleopatra, Antony and Cleopatra
9 (39.1%)

Clarice Starling, The Silence of the Lambs
14 (60.9%)

Sense vs. more sense...again

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Elinor Dashwood, Sense and Sensibility
14 (66.7%)

Francie Nolan, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
7 (33.3%)

Austen vs. Shakespeare

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Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing
5 (20.8%)

Elizabeth Bennet, Pride and Prejudice
19 (79.2%)

They kick ass and take names

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Ellen Ripley, Alien
12 (54.5%)

The Bride aka Beatrice Kiddo, Kill Bill Vol. 1 &2
10 (45.5%)

A galaxy far away vs. a spoonful of sugar

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Princess Leia, Star Wars
12 (50.0%)

Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins
12 (50.0%)

Tough chick vs. high school queen

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Mrs. Smith, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
11 (45.8%)

Cher Horowitz, Clueless
13 (54.2%)

Battle of the...interesting fashion choices

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Annie Hall, Annie Hall
3 (12.5%)

Scarlett O'Hara, Gone With the Wind
21 (87.5%)

Battle of the kiddie characters

  • Dec. 6th, 2008 at 10:04 AM
Trio <3 Snape
The TV poll is looking fairly set, no close races there. And we finally get to Tier 4: the kid characters. Almost all of them are from books.

Round 1, Tier 4: Teens and Tots


Poll #1310534 Tier 4, Round 1
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 25

Narnian vs. Hogwartsian

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Lucy Pevensie, The Chronicles of Narnia
5 (20.0%)

Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
20 (80.0%)

They both see people for who they really are

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Turtle Wexler, The Westing Game
6 (24.0%)

Scout Finch, To Kill a Mockingbird
19 (76.0%)

Spy vs. spy

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Harriet M. Welch, Harriet the Spy
15 (68.2%)

Trixie Belden, the Trixie Belden series
7 (31.8%)

Buddhist vs. Heathen

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Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons
18 (72.0%)

Lyra Belacqua, His Dark Materials
7 (28.0%)

*gulp*

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Nancy Drew, Nancy Drew books
9 (37.5%)

Ramona Quimby, Ramona books
15 (62.5%)

Telekenetic vs. a litlte princess

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Matilda, Matilda
11 (47.8%)

Sara Crewe, A Little Princess
12 (52.2%)

Witch vs. "are you a good witch or a bad witch?"

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Tiffany Aching, Discworld series
7 (28.0%)

Dorothy Gale, The Wizard of Oz
18 (72.0%)

Spunky vs. nerd

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Punky Brewster, Punky Brewster
9 (39.1%)

Meg Murry, A Wrinkle in Time
14 (60.9%)



I am anxious about Battle #5. I don't know which way my friends' list sways on this issue, and one of those characters is my favorite one in this entire tier, and if she doesn't win, I'll cry.

Battle of the TV girls

  • Dec. 5th, 2008 at 5:17 PM
becoming II, Buffy
The Movie character poll is interesting, and I have my first tie to break. But in the meantime, we get to voting for the TV characters.

Round 1, Tier 3: TV CHARACTERS


This is by far the worst one so far. Battles #3 and #4 hurt badly enough, but Battle #6 makes me want to cry. Battle #1 is easy but I know my pick won't win. Waaah.

Poll #1310204 Kickass girls - TV
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 28

FBI agent vs. Miami motherfuckin cop

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Dana Scully, The X-Files
24 (88.9%)

Debra Morgan, Dexter
3 (11.1%)

Space cowboy vs. English bitch

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Zoe Washburne, Firefly
20 (74.1%)

Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous
7 (25.9%)

Alcoholic vs. gun nut

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Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development
15 (60.0%)

Robin Scherbatsky, How I Met Your Mother
10 (40.0%)

Battle of the comedy queens

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Elaine Benes, Seinfeld
4 (15.4%)

Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
22 (84.6%)

I...don't think these two have anything in common

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Sarah Connor, The Sarah Connor Chronicles
9 (40.9%)

Rayanne Graff, My So-Called Life
13 (59.1%)

Battle of the bitches

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Kim Kelly, Freaks and Geeks
5 (19.2%)

Cordelia Chase, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
21 (80.8%)

Battle of the chosen ones

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Kara Thrace, Battlestar Galactica
2 (7.7%)

Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
24 (92.3%)

Girl detective vs. magazine editor

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Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars
16 (66.7%)

Betty Suarez, Ugly Betty
8 (33.3%)

Round One Tier Two

  • Dec. 3rd, 2008 at 5:53 PM
Scarlett O'Hara
Keep voting in Tier 1, but here's Tier 2.

/Round 1, Tier 2


Poll #1308933 Movie female characters
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 27

Sci-fi heroine vs. high school queen

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Ellen Ripley, Alien series
17 (63.0%)

Veronica Sawyer, Heathers
10 (37.0%)

Heather Junior vs. Tarantino heroine

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Regina George, Mean Girls
12 (50.0%)

The Bride aka Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2
12 (50.0%)

A galaxy far, far away vs. Minnesota

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Marge Gunderson, Fargo
6 (22.2%)

Princess Leia, Star Wars
21 (77.8%)

A pair of daredevils vs. the original supernanny

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Thelma and Louise, Thelma and Louise
8 (30.8%)

Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins
18 (69.2%)

Rose vs. Angelina

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Cherry Darling, Planet Terror
6 (23.1%)

Mrs. Smith, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
20 (76.9%)

Sci-fi heroine vs. high school queen...again

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River Tam, Serenity
13 (48.1%)

Cher Horowitz, Clueless
14 (51.9%)

I can't think of anything to say here

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Annie Hall, Annie Hall
17 (77.3%)

Mona Demarkov, Romeo is Bleeding
5 (22.7%)

If this one doesn't turn out the way I want...

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Princess Buttercup, The Princess Bride
8 (29.6%)

Scarlett O'Hara, Gone With the Wind
19 (70.4%)



I didn't seed this one because there are SO many beloved ones that it didn't seem fair.

ETA: No, people, this is unacceptable. This is WRONG. You've got a woman who delivered a baby in the middle of a town being burned to the ground, who saved herself and three other people in a war, brought her family out of sickness and nursed people back to health, made it so they'd never have to lose their land, shot a Yankee soldier, who will never be hungry again (as god is her witness), who can hopefully declare, "Tomorrow is another day!" after her parents, daughter, and best friend have died...against a weepy princess who gets captured and rescued a lot. No. I love you guys, but no. I think I officially hate The Princess Bride now.

Great female characters

  • Dec. 2nd, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Cordy is queen
I've looked at people's votes and I have created my lists of great female characters!

Literary Ladies )

Film Fatales )

Television...Tarts? )

Teens & Tots )

We'll start with the Literary Ladies!

Tier 1, Round 1




Poll #1308379 Book Character Face-Off 1
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 25

Alcott avatar vs. SI agent

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Jo March, Little Women
19 (79.2%)

Karrin Murphy, The Dresden Files
5 (20.8%)

Ingalls vs. Montgomery

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Anne Shirley, Anne of Green Gables
15 (62.5%)

Laura Ingalls, Little House on the Prairie series
9 (37.5%)

Shakespearean queen vs. bounty hunter

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Cleopatra, Antony and Cleopatra
18 (75.0%)

Stephanie Plum, Stephanie Plum books
6 (25.0%)

Ship captain vs. FBI agent

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Skye O'Malley, The Skye O'Malley Series
2 (8.3%)

Clarice Starling, The Silence of the Lambs
22 (91.7%)

"Rich girl" vs. poor girl

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Becky Sharp, Vanity Fair
9 (42.9%)

Francie Nolan, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
12 (57.1%)

Sense vs. more sense

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Elinor Dashwood, Sense and Sensibility
17 (73.9%)

Miss Marple, The Miss Marple Series
6 (26.1%)

Austen favorite vs. Bronte favorite

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Elizabeth Bennet, Pride and Prejudice
22 (95.7%)

Jane Eyre, Jane Eyre
1 (4.3%)

Battle of the sharp-tongued ladies

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Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing
20 (87.0%)

Hedda Gabler, Hedda Gabler
3 (13.0%)



I'm predicting battle #2 as the heartbreaker vote. That's certainly the toughest one for me. That and #8. Everything else is easy.

This icon is directed towards myself.

  • Nov. 12th, 2008 at 8:15 PM
Dorothy - WTF?
Now that Twilight is the BIGGEST THING EVER, to the point where the movie opening November 21st has been advertised all over the place SINCE MAY, I am caught between two worlds.

A part of me is completely disgusted and sick of sparkly vampires and resenting that writers think their stupid vampire stories can ever compete with Buffy. I'm also annoyed because, from what I hear even from the books' FANS, the writing is not actually good at all. I mean, there are a lot of diehard Harry Potter fans, myself included, who don't try to pretend that she's the best children's author ever, but she's still good! Despite her abuse of adverbs, she's quite clever and engaging. Twilight fans - the ones I hear from, anyway - say that Stephanie Meyer's writing is worse than Anne Rice's.

On the other hand, I like being in the know. A lot of my students like these books and I feel like I should stay on top of that stuff. And when something is popular, I like knowing what it's about. I don't like feeling left out! The only exception to the rule is reality TV; I have no problem being completely in the dark about sleazy reality TV people, the only exception to THAT exception being Top Chef because I like seeing the recipes people create. ANYway, I like knowing what is up.

To read Twilight or not to read Twilight? I can't decide.

ALSO, I am super mad at Stephanie Meyer for naming her main character Bella. Bella was GOING to be the name of my main character of my NaNoWriMo book. I changed her name to Annabelle because I didn't want to look like I was copying. Stupid Stephanie Meyer.

In other news, I have not abandoned my newest bracketology poll. I'm getting so many nominations that I think I'm going to do a DOUBLE bracketology contest and start with 128...unless that's somehow mathematically impossible. Anyway, name some more people.

Also, I am drinking beer while writing this post. This makes me happy. I never used to like beer. Now, I suddenly do. This is a good thing. Now when I go out for a drink with friends after work at some pub, no one will look at me strangely when I try to order a White Russian. I still love those, but not at every bar.

Return of the bracketology

  • Nov. 2nd, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Kate Winslet
I feel like doing another bracketology competition. I had to bow out of the movie musical one rather shamefully because I realized how few movie musicals I'd actually seen. But this next one, I promise to stick with. This one is about great female characters.

Kickass Female Characters


In this competition, I have the four tiers and categories already mapped out.

Tier One: Literary Ladies - kickass characters from novels and literature (including plays).
Tier Two: Movie Madams - kickass characters from films.
Tier Three: Small-Screen, um, Sapphos? - kickass characters from TV.
Tier Four: Tots and Preteens - kickass girl characters from novels, films, OR TV, who are under eighteen. We have to celebrate the little girls as well as the women.

Nominations are open! I'll start us off:

Literary: Cleopatra, William Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra. She's bitchy, vindictive, passionate, wild, stubborn. Love her.

Film: Scarlett O'Hara, Gone With the Wind. I know she counts as a literary character too, but I haven't read the book, and besides, Vivien Leigh's portrayal of her goes down in the film canon as one of the best performances ever.

TV: Liz Lemon, 30 Rock. One of the best comedic characters I've ever seen on TV.

Kiddie: Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons. I want to be her when I grow up.

Now start picking people!

Nominations still open

  • Jan. 28th, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Colbert - Nooo!
Okay, people. I wanted to start the Movie Musical Bracketology today, but I'm short a few nominees! I don't have 64!

Look here to see what I have so far )

So give me a few more.

In addition, I need help dividing things into four different categories. I'm thinking something like Classic Musicals, Irreverent Musicals, Sad-Ending Musicals, Rock Musicals...except I don't know what should apply to what category. So I need some help, especially since I haven't seen all of these. Leave category suggestions as well, please, since some of these I haven't seen.

ETA: Okay, people, I'm seriously thinking that someone else should take up this banner and do the bracketology in her journal, because I have not seen more than half of these and I am embarrassed. Like, I now have 64, and I've only seen 24 of these. I should not be in charge of this thing.

Musicals

  • Jan. 22nd, 2008 at 4:28 PM
HIMYM barney how the robot found love
Okay, so a lot of us are disappointed by the Oscar nominations. [info]swsa didn't get her Angie nomination, [info]jheaton didn't get his preferred documentary in, and I had to endure seeing The Simpsons Movie passed over for that piece o' crap Surf's Up. *seethes* But, let's not dillydally and stay depressed over the Academy's stupid choices. Let's celebrate favorite movies of a genre with a brand-new bracketology!

Bracketology Returns: THE MOVIE MUSICAL



RULES AND REGULATIONS:
- The movie has to have characters that sing, that randomly burst into song. Such is the world of the musical.

- They may either be musicals written exclusively for the screen, or stage musicals that were adapted into films.

- No Wizard of Oz. I adore it, but it went straight to the top for the Kid Movie poll, and what's the point of doing this if it will yield the exact same result?

- Made-for-TV-movie musicals count. Musical episodes of TV shows do not count.

- Disney animated musicals are allowed, but try to vote for other things first just so this isn't a complete retread of the Kid Movie poll.

My nominees:
Hairspray (2007)
Moulin Rouge!
South Pacific
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Nominate away!

Yay! on two counts

  • May. 15th, 2007 at 3:01 PM
Wizard of Oz
Jerry Falwell is dead. Is it wrong that when I saw that, my very first thought was "YAY!"

Anyway, the final round of the Most Awesome Kids Movie of All Time was yesterday. The competition is over. The winner is...drumroll please...

THE WIZARD OF OZ



This was my pick as the big winner from the very beginning. Some of you had me worried for a minute, but then it started winning big and I began to relax. I am glad the most enduring classic is the movie that won. Honorable mention goes to The Princess Bride, which wouldn't make my personal top 4, but I do recognize its inherent Awesomeness and congratulate it for almost winning.

And check it out - How I Met Your Mother was renewed for a third season! *Three* good things happen in one day!

Bad Awesome

  • May. 14th, 2007 at 2:17 PM
Cordy is queen
Since my Kid Awesome throwdown is commencing as we speak and the battle will soon be over, I'd like to pimp out [info]blixie's livejournal, for she is holding a Bad Awesome competition. Vote for your best bad movies ever.

But since we're on the subject, I felt the need to show clips of my favorite Bad Movie ever. I didn't nominate it in the competition because I'm fairly certain I'm the only one who's seen it. It's called Sinbad of the Seven Seas and it is GLORIOUSLY awful.

The Trailer:


A Sneak Peak at one of the most "Exciting" Scenes!"

The Final Round

  • May. 14th, 2007 at 9:07 AM
Wizard of Oz

Welcome to Thunderdome



Two Movies Enter. One Movie Leaves.



Here it is, folks - the Final Two. Thank you all for playing and cast your vote for the Most Awesome Kids Movie of All Time. Choose carefully.

Poll #984432 Final Round
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 27

The Final Two

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The Wizard of Oz
18 (66.7%)

The Princess Bride
9 (33.3%)



*bites fingernails*

Final Four

  • May. 10th, 2007 at 9:10 AM
music - Kermit the frog
The results of Round 4 )

The Final Four



We're down to the bare bones, people. Only one more round to go after this one.

Poll #982206 Final Four
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

Muppets vs. Lions, Tigers, and Bears

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The Muppet Movie
11 (37.9%)

The Wizard of Oz
18 (62.1%)

Wimpy Liesl vs. Wimpy Buttercup

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The Sound of Music
11 (36.7%)

The Princess Bride
19 (63.3%)

Dearly departed...

  • May. 9th, 2007 at 2:10 PM
Peter Pan - I'm so clever!
While we wait for everyone to respond to the Top 8 poll, I'm putting up another YouTube post: movies that should've gone farther, but didn't.

My excuse for doing this? Well, why not?

Favorites That Didn't Make It )

That's all for now - I couldn't find decent clips for some of my other favorites, like my beloved Babe.